I'm an asshole, don't take any of this personally
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What's your definition of a muscle car? V8? Domestic Manufacture? Push Rod? Car Era?
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If you like under steer I suppose Subaru's are better.
Last model years of WRX / STI looked like Suzuki cars.
Is that a Mazda 3???? Oh no, it's just a new STI.
"Hey, let's change your spark plugs" (3 days later)...."wow that sucked".
Subaru's have a total of 3 miles of exhaust and FMIC piping (its in the bible).
What's wrong with that truck? Oh it's just a WRX with exhaust.
Most owners are assholes and probably have an annoying blow-off valve (SSQV or RFL)
Perrin is way over rated
Ford #1 in WRC....hmmmmm
David A. has a Subaru, enough said
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Rotary engine, the best paper weight ever.
First question to ask an RX-7 owner "How many times have you replaced your engine". If the say never, they're lying. (Not applicable if N/A).
Why the hell is there a sensor under the seat?
Every FC door handle is broken.
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Evo owners are pompous
An Evo beat a Lamborghini on Top Gear omg!!!!
Magnesium paddle shifters...holy who cares
OMG there's a Evo drifting...guess what, it has a Silvia sub-frame.
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240sx owners are the new ricers
Every dash is cracked
SR? You will get rod knock
Every 240 owner is a cheap bastard
240 owners are assholes
SRs aren't that great
Drifting is gay, really gay...its figure skating with cars...Brain Boitano what?
Drifting is a trend, it will die off soon enough
SRs have rocker arms. WTF?
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SRT-4....enough said
Nick Hogan
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7M-GTE, weak
What's that sound? Oh, I blew another headgasket.
MKIV owners are super assholes
Power band starts at 6500RPM
Every Toyota weighs a billion pounds
Worst wiring harness ever
OMG WOTM!!!!!! Yes I heard your conversation at Sonic on Friday.