im a firm believer that when you have your knees bent you have more control so im pretty close lol

^^^lol

the best trash talker so far has been Drew by far, so hes in 1st place right now. would anyone else care to talk some trash lol if so feel free to chime in haha

Ok i got one lol music

1) country- talk about screwin their cousins and dogs and drivin their truck and losin their wife and crap lol

2) rap- all it is is some "homie" talkin about drugs, hoes, clubs, the "hood", bustin caps, and beatin somes fools ass. its just a crapy pre recorded beat with crapy rhymes lol

3)Metal- the good shit lol, it actually requires instrumental skill

4) classical/opera/oldies- well they are just gay lol

Mike doesn't drive like that...but Chris does...he's got that whole gangsta lean goin on.

I'm not a good trash talker mainly because I don't know enough about other cars to talk trash. If I had more money I would have more Minis and a bigger garage to keep them in.

I do on the other hand have a few things to say. I was once like scubasauras angry, mad and frustrated with the world, so go on with your trash talk and get it all out. I since learned that if you look at the world as I do, all the shortcomings and pitfalls of others make me look a whole lot better!

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im a firm believer that when you have your knees bent you have more control so im pretty close lol

I hear that you're pretty comfortable with your knees bent. Better for cock to face interaction.

22b is the only Subaru that I would admit to owning....though it was beaten by an Evo on Final Gear hmmmmmm

I listen to my iPod when I drive, I don't have a radio...I'm an uber cool racer. I rock out listening to Flock of Seagulls (Please someone know who that is)

Autox < Road Racing

Viper < Z06

Ass < Tits

Pancakes < French Toast

French Fries < Freedom Fries

McDonald's < Anything

Larry the Cable Guy should rot in hell

Will Ferrell is not funny

If you don't appreciate classic rock, you're stupid. Where do you think your precious Job for a Cowboy evolved from? Not just Satan. Well Satan and gum drop smiles.

Funyuns are the best thing ever

Stoners are more worthless than women drivers.

Women should not be allowed to vote.

4G63 < RB

RB < LSx

LSx < Flux Capacitor

Lifted trucks are gay

Tama < Pearl

Zildjian < Paste

24 is stupid

Johnny Depp is more worthless than the duck billed platypus

Johnny Depp < Gene Wilder

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To pull a page from Travis...I love lamp. Oh and Grant I would watch what you say about honda, at least my honda and I will run auto cross. I think that your scared of Clinton. "Oh I don't want to tear up my car":S Big talk about ScubaStaph.

i wasn't the one talkin shit about hondas i was mainly talkin shit about muscles lol. and im not scared of Clinton his mini is just a good autox car and hes a very good driver, i have never done autox before and i said i would probably suck at it. i didn't even know wtf autox was untill i came out here. back in Florida it was all about the 1/4 mile drags. and yes i do not want to tear my car up lol im not even going to drag it either until i upgrade the tranny. ill autox when i feel like it lol and when i actually have 55 bucks to spare lol

Woah, it almost seems your getting upset. You almost broke your own rule. And yes I beleive on page one you said hondas suck. so i was talikng crap about scubasteve, scubadiving, sabubaroo, whatever you call a pig STI. lol

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Short Bus wrote:

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im a firm believer that when you have your knees bent you have more control so im pretty close lol

22b is the only Subaru that I would admit to owning....though it was beaten by an Evo on Final Gear hmmmmmm

If you don't appreciate classic rock, you're stupid. Where do you think your precious Job for a Cowboy evolved from? Not just Satan. Well Satan and gum drop smiles.

the 22b sti kicks ass, and let me guess it was one of the "Fucking quick" FQ evos right? which is a souped up evo how re you supposed to compare that to a stock sti?


and theres no way Job For A Cowboy evolved from classic rock. metal bands thought classic rock was totally gay and decided to make way better music. and that is a total stereotype that all metal bands worship satan.

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Woah, it almost seems your getting upset. You almost broke your own rule. And yes I beleive on page one you said hondas suck. so i was talikng crap about scubasteve, scubadiving, sabubaroo, whatever you call a pig STI. lol:laugh: :laugh:

Lol i said almost every car sucked except for subarus haha, i was just tryin to get people wound up and get them to talk trash back lol..... oh and by the way......... hondas suck ass! lol

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Mike doesn't drive like that...but Chris does...he's got that whole gangsta lean goin on.

hey dick i dont drive like that anymore.. sheesh..

blkscubasaurus wrote:

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Drew wrote:

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Short Bus wrote:

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im a firm believer that when you have your knees bent you have more control so im pretty close lol

22b is the only Subaru that I would admit to owning....though it was beaten by an Evo on Final Gear hmmmmmm

If you don't appreciate classic rock, you're stupid. Where do you think your precious Job for a Cowboy evolved from? Not just Satan. Well Satan and gum drop smiles.

the 22b sti kicks ass, and let me guess it was one of the "Fucking quick" FQ evos right? which is a souped up evo how re you supposed to compare that to a stock sti?


and theres no way Job For A Cowboy evolved from classic rock. metal bands thought classic rock was totally gay and decided to make way better music. and that is a total stereotype that all metal bands worship satan.

It was an Evo 6 or something, I don't remember. You kids have so many names on cars these days.

There is lineage from bands like Job for a Cowboy to classic rock. There is evolution in all music. It has evolved from pantera or slayer, and those bands evolved from someone else. Don't be closed minded about music, you have to appreciate it all to appreciate it at all. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean the musicians are talented. Yes, Hanson is gay, but they're doing what they love. I'd sell out like a motherfucker if I could play drums for a living.

I have Job for a Cowboy on my iPod. I was just being an asshole.

Toodles!!

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It was an Evo 6 or something, I don't remember. You kids have so many names on cars these days.

There is lineage from bands like Job for a Cowboy to classic rock. There is evolution in all music. It has evolved from pantera or slayer, and those bands evolved from someone else. Don't be closed minded about music, you have to appreciate it all to appreciate it at all. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean the musicians are talented. Yes, Hanson is gay, but they're doing what they love. I'd sell out like a motherfucker if I could play drums for a living.

I have Job for a Cowboy on my iPod. I was just being an asshole.

Toodles!!

ahahaha dude your a trip, how do you come up with all your material lol ahahahahah, you should be a comedian lol....anyways to keep up the trash talk.... uh idk anyone who drives in sandals is gay lol

<---- knows Flock of Seagulls but never bought one of there 2 albums.

Classic rock is what it is a rebelous step in the evolutionary chain of music, and one that without it you would have never seen the likes of GRUNGE garage rock music.

Country music is the base of rock and roll DON'T EVER FORGET THAT (thanks Elvis!)

If your'e going to dress up a dog do it with a nice wig...like Drew that pic is sick (I laugh every time I see it)

It doesn't matter what you drive...if your'e a dick...your car will suck!!

And last the SI in the Honda badge means...Sucker inside!!

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Mike doesn't drive like that...but Chris does...he's got that whole gangsta lean goin on.

hey dick i dont drive like that anymore.. sheesh..

The name is Clinton and I don't care what you eat at night...keep that shit to yourself man!!

You don't drive like that anymore...well that's good to hear...you must of got that hemeroid removed from the left side then!!